Omnium Gatherum

Greetings, JiBlets!

Hope everyone's holiday was filled with food and excitement. Mine was damn good, one of the best I can remember. I met a bunch of Keaton's family on her mom's side, and dammit if they aren't a bunch of sweethearts. Nice to see a big family get along so well. I felt very welcomed, and had fun drinking Lagavulin and getting shame put in my game. My billiards game, to be exact. Played on a beautiful nine footer, custom made, beautiful wood. Stepdaddy schooled me this time, but I will be back for revenge. Mark my words.

Other than that, I spent a good deal of time in BG, which I enjoy pretty much all the time. Meaning, I enjoy every visit and I'm constantly there.  If you had a hot little number waiting four hours away, I'm sure you'd travel a lot too. I plan on being in BG for quite a chunk 'round X-mas time, for the day itself, Keaton's b-day, Festivus (for the restofus), podcast with Kari, and possibly the Pisanello's party. Only thing I'm not sure about is New Year's. Sticking around for that would put me in BG for near two weeks, and I'm not sure what to do. Persuade me, people from Chicago or BG.

Want a job with the census bureau. Anything would beat my current job, and the start pay is over eighteen dollars per hour. Gimme somma that gravy, guv'nor. Thanks to Josh Haughwaughauaguahuout for the suggestion. 

Here's a joke:  
What's E.T. short for?

He's got little legs.

ba-DUMP.