All right. Let's go. Time to write some blog.
Aaaaand...go.
Let's do this, let's write some hilarious, insightful, and world-changing shit. It's blog-time.
Yeah. Blog-time.
Blog-time is like Bullet-Time from The Matrix, except you dodge comma splices and poor grammar in slow motion...
No. That's no good. Start over.
Okay, any second now I'm going to start blogging.
I wish there was some big event happening right now, like on TV or something. Then i could live blog. Immediate inspiration, instantly something to comment on. I wish I could've live blogged in 1995.
"Hmmm, seems like The JUICE is in some hot WATER! LOL"
You know, gems like that. It seems effortless, I know. And it is.
3 comments:
Terrible.
Yea, it's not your fault. There was nothing going on this past week. It's not like there was any major holiday or international sporting event or tragic death or hilarious political assassination fiasco or really anything in the news to build on. Don't worry. You'll get 'em next time.
When in doubt, just write something mean. Always works for me. If you don't have something nice to say, publish it.
good one!
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